…and breathe….

Today, I will be mostly trying to stay calm in the face of increasing pressure to do otherwise.  I am reacting calmly to the request that I need to write up notes about my soon to be ex-dog, in an almost living obituary, to make him sound attractive to any other owners.  I will laugh in the face of losing a second cast member from a production that is now only a week and a half away.  I will smile sweetly whilst explaining to the mother of the aforementioned cast member that whilst I understand that weekends away can be nice, that I have already committed hundreds of pounds to this performance, none of which is refundable.  I will laugh heartily with the letting agents, who are expecting a relative or friend to act as a guarantor on our rental, as we are self employed.  This is despite our offer to pay the full rental up front.  All of this will be a mere frippery in my day of laughter and joy.

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